The worst thing you've ever done

Rebellious Backbencher wrote:But, but, but.... I punched the kid a couple of times!

Donkey Punch??

weeble wrote:

Rebellious Backbencher wrote:But, but, but.... I punched the kid a couple of times!

Donkey Punch??

Lol Donkey Punch + Kids = Mega Bad

I love you all.

GearsCT wrote:

weeble wrote:

Rebellious Backbencher wrote:But, but, but.... I punched the kid a couple of times!

Donkey Punch??

Lol Donkey Punch + Kids = Mega Bad

Hence it would be the worst thing her has ever done.


I hope!!!!

The worst thing I've ever done was hit a guy in the head with a bottle of piss. Followed straight away by one of my wellys. Wow I'm hardcore.

Created the Interhood.

Read this thread.

Used my dogs death that morning as an excuse for not doing work, homework and scoring some shoulders to cry on with the ladies.

Snot rocketed in my English teacher's tea.

Dealt drugs.

Getting really drunk and really naked at a college house party.

Cocaine.

Decking some pisshead in an alleyway who took a swing at me but booting some of his teeth out before walking off.

Jerked off to a picture of some girl on a sitcom who I later found out was 14.

Seany C wrote:Jerked off to a picture of some girl on a sitcom who I later found out was 14.

That's a bad thing?

Seany C wrote:Read this thread.

Colour me humiliated.

gdf wrote:

Seany C wrote:Jerked off to a picture of some girl on a sitcom who I later found out was 14.

That's a bad thing?

Never watched Lazy Town.....

weeble wrote:

gdf wrote:

Seany C wrote:Jerked off to a picture of some girl on a sitcom who I later found out was 14.

That's a bad thing?

Never watched Lazy Town.....

Seany C wrote:

weeble wrote:

gdf wrote:

Seany C wrote:Jerked off to a picture of some girl on a sitcom who I later found out was 14.

That's a bad thing?

Never watched Lazy Town.....

Hey the girl in Lazy Town was 16 apparently...

Jammer wrote:Hey the girl in Lazy Town was 16 apparently...

Yes...a couple of years after she started filming!!!


I know....my mate came into work and told us he wanted to have a go with her, we didnt know who she was so gooooogggllleeedd her and a old interview came up and it said she was 14 when it started.


We call him peanut the peado now.

I'd google her all fucking day.

I would now shes legal.

I saw her in Hannah Montanna the other day and got an instand hard-on.

Worst thing I've ever done? I'm a good boy. I used to be a pretty nasty character, backstabbing even the best of mates, but I got a wake-up call I suppose. Didn't stop me getting with my best friend's girlfriend but at least I've got my priorities and my head straight now, plus it was fun.

Oh, and I stole a Pokedex off a primary school girlfriend and sold it when I was 7. She never found out. BADASS.

can we revive this thread? i want to read more of mr weebles little stories.

I wouldn't say I've done anything particularly cruel, but god knows I've done some regrettable things.

For example, I went inter-railing with 10 friends a last month. We went to Amsterdam, where I experimented with vast amounts of substances, Krakow in Poland, where I got into a large brawl with a group of Poles, and Berlin, where I regrettably through an empty bottle of Jim Beam whiskey out the window of our 7th floor hostel room. The bottle went straight through the back window of a parked BMW. I got all my mates kicked out of the hostel, and spent 14 hours in a German cell alongside a number of 'characters', to put it mildly. Good times though.

Sounds FUCKING AWESOME!

I won't lie, it was XD

trimmed my pubes at a party and stuck them in my mates tobacco, unwittingly he proceeded to make a a few spliffs and smoked my pubes, He said it was good shit and asked me if I wanted some.

Also back in the days of high school I was in a bad mood one day cause I had blown it with a girl and when my mate took the piss I was gritting my teeth but the moment someone I didn't like decided to take the piss I ran at him and punched him broke his nose, I the put my knees on his shoulder because he was on the ground and kept punching him untill a mate dragged me off him. Deffo an over reaction but I hated him

Got a few more but am no weeble

WOOOOPS....

:borrisbc:

glad to see you got the whiskey back

The funny thing is the bottle didnt smash. It still had a drop of whiskey in it, and was sitting on the floor on the backseat...