Why I want to see Twilight 4

I haven't seen any of them, in fact I've actively avoided them - partly by shitty word of mouth, partly by being older than twelve (my mate laps that shit up though, the dumb cunt) and partly by my abject hatred by association of the target audience and the related devious fucking marketing behind the property.

BUT(!), I'd fucking watch this.



Holy mother of fuck, that sounds amazing.

I've read the book and thought about this since i saw the first film.

Its going to be amazing.

Oh, is this Twilight thing not gay porn? Well there goes my interest.

My friends have shown me the first two films now...

I want to see the scene where he rags her so hard, he breaks the bed...

I have as much intrest in this collection of shite as i do in getting genital warts.





Again.

lol! Where the hell have you been hiding? You didn't get done for public exposure again did you?