Things that happen
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Last night I went down the local community centre to see a drumming group from Burundi and a bunch of dancers from Norway. The drummers were fucking awesome and the dancers were pretty good as well, doing sort of ballet shit but more modern.
Did I mention the Norwegians were all girls between the ages of 14 and 19? Did I also mention that it was impossible to tell which were the older ones because every single one had the body of a 14 year old? It was sweeeeet.
Did I mention the Norwegians were all girls between the ages of 14 and 19? Did I also mention that it was impossible to tell which were the older ones because every single one had the body of a 14 year old? It was sweeeeet.
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
Re: Things that happen
I have questions about this thread, but I'm not really sure how to articulate them.
Erm...
19 year old bodies are preferrable to 14 year old bodies, no?
Erm...
19 year old bodies are preferrable to 14 year old bodies, no?
Rebellious Backbencher- Join date : 2008-08-26
Re: Things that happen
I was thinking that.
AND, is this GDF admitting he's attracted to 14 year olds? And why is the fact they're Norwegian important? Im confused
AND, is this GDF admitting he's attracted to 14 year olds? And why is the fact they're Norwegian important? Im confused
DanglyBrasco- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 33
Location : Angleland
Re: Things that happen
Are paedo jokes no longer acceptable round here?
Some of them did look older if I'm being honest. One had rare tits.
Dangly, it was the Aberdeen International Youth Festival, so the idea is they're from around the world. Point is, Scandinavian girls are hot and central African drummers can fucking well drum.
Some of them did look older if I'm being honest. One had rare tits.
Dangly, it was the Aberdeen International Youth Festival, so the idea is they're from around the world. Point is, Scandinavian girls are hot and central African drummers can fucking well drum.
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
Re: Things that happen
Hey i completely agree with the Scandinavian Girls are hot" theme. Just checking
DanglyBrasco- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 33
Location : Angleland
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I gave a girl in ASDA my phone number today. Just like, going through checkouts and like, eye contact and smiles and all that. So i went and bought a pen, and wrote on my receit my number and gave it to her. Then i half ran away.
It was either supercool, or supertwattish. Only time will tell
Also, she's at least twice as good looking as other girls ive been with
It was either supercool, or supertwattish. Only time will tell
Also, she's at least twice as good looking as other girls ive been with
DanglyBrasco- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 33
Location : Angleland
Re: Things that happen
DanglyBrasco wrote:I gave a girl in ASDA my phone number today. Just like, going through checkouts and like, eye contact and smiles and all that. So i went and bought a pen, and wrote on my receit my number and gave it to her. Then i half ran away.
It was either supercool, or supertwattish. Only time will tell
Also, she's at least twice as good looking as other girls ive been with
Up to running away she prob thought cool...After running away she now thinks you lick windows.
weeble- Join date : 2008-08-27
Location : Deep in shit
Re: Things that happen
HAH! Nah, she has text me
And i didnt RUN, i WALKED, with style. (and speed)
And i didnt RUN, i WALKED, with style. (and speed)
DanglyBrasco- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 33
Location : Angleland
Re: Things that happen
nice one dangly.
what do you actually know about her?
what do you actually know about her?
bomby- Join date : 2008-12-19
Age : 32
Location : house
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Calle Holly, fucking gorgeous, works at ASDA. hAS A BOYFRIEND
nOT good, im drinkiing JD and listening to Radiohead. Good times.
nOT good, im drinkiing JD and listening to Radiohead. Good times.
DanglyBrasco- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 33
Location : Angleland
Re: Things that happen
Paul and I are here in the hotel typing articles about the Interactive Festival! Woo!
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
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DanglyBrasco wrote:Calle Holly, fucking gorgeous, works at ASDA. hAS A BOYFRIEND
nOT good, im drinkiing JD and listening to Radiohead. Good times.
I can tell you've been drinking. She has a boyfriend does she, sorry to hear it man. She was just playing with you
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Kidnap him, tie him up and take a piccy of you with your cock up his arse, edit the pic to hide your face, find where she lives , post photo, she thinks hes a gay, dumps him, runs to you.
Wipe poo of willy before you mount her or she will think you gay as well.
Wipe poo of willy before you mount her or she will think you gay as well.
weeble- Join date : 2008-08-27
Location : Deep in shit
Re: Things that happen
Dingo wrote:You sound like you know what you're doing. Past experience?
Yes...many times.
I wish they wouldnt all bum me though
weeble- Join date : 2008-08-27
Location : Deep in shit
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shame to hear that dangly, but its still good how you went about it though, she's still got your number in case things dont work out.
and weeble, you are truely a wise man
:borrisbc:
and weeble, you are truely a wise man
:borrisbc:
bomby- Join date : 2008-12-19
Age : 32
Location : house
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weeble wrote:Dingo wrote:You sound like you know what you're doing. Past experience?
Yes...many times.
I wish they wouldnt all bum me though
That is pretty disturbing. Does it work?
Guys, I thought Dagly was trying to say that he was her boyfriend. Am I wrong? I was just joking with my comment...
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I've just got back home from Edinburgh.
:borrisbc:
Cheers Paul, it was awesome!
:borrisbc:
Cheers Paul, it was awesome!
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
Re: Things that happen
I concur.
I too am drunk, hopefully I can keep my grammar up enough for nobody to notice mind,
I too am drunk, hopefully I can keep my grammar up enough for nobody to notice mind,
Rebellious Backbencher- Join date : 2008-08-26
Re: Things that happen
Glad you enjoyed it, it had a lot of potential to be shit.
I hope Thunderbolt can knock these articles through nice and speedy, like. We've got a lot of people to send links to.
I hope Thunderbolt can knock these articles through nice and speedy, like. We've got a lot of people to send links to.
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
Re: Things that happen
Rebellious Backbencher wrote:I concur.
I too am drunk, hopefully I can keep my grammar up enough for nobody to notice mind,
You need a full stop at the end of a sentence, God!
GearsCT- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Northampton
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