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Post by gdf on Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:47 pm

Last night I went down the local community centre to see a drumming group from Burundi and a bunch of dancers from Norway. The drummers were fucking awesome and the dancers were pretty good as well, doing sort of ballet shit but more modern.

Did I mention the Norwegians were all girls between the ages of 14 and 19? Did I also mention that it was impossible to tell which were the older ones because every single one had the body of a 14 year old? It was sweeeeet.
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Post by Rebellious Backbencher on Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:39 pm

I have questions about this thread, but I'm not really sure how to articulate them.
Erm...
19 year old bodies are preferrable to 14 year old bodies, no?
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Post by DanglyBrasco on Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:43 pm

I was thinking that.


AND, is this GDF admitting he's attracted to 14 year olds? And why is the fact they're Norwegian important? Im confused Roll eyes
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Post by Moozo on Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:55 pm

More importantly, Major can dance.
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Post by gdf on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:07 pm

Are paedo jokes no longer acceptable round here?

Some of them did look older if I'm being honest. One had rare tits.

Dangly, it was the Aberdeen International Youth Festival, so the idea is they're from around the world. Point is, Scandinavian girls are hot and central African drummers can fucking well drum.
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Post by Seany C on Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:49 pm

Black people and rythym are synominous
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Post by DanglyBrasco on Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:05 pm

Hey i completely agree with the Scandinavian Girls are hot" theme. Just checking Smile
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Post by DanglyBrasco on Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:24 pm

I gave a girl in ASDA my phone number today. Just like, going through checkouts and like, eye contact and smiles and all that. So i went and bought a pen, and wrote on my receit my number and gave it to her. Then i half ran away.

It was either supercool, or supertwattish. Only time will tell Smile

Also, she's at least twice as good looking as other girls ive been with Smile
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Post by weeble on Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:42 pm

DanglyBrasco wrote:I gave a girl in ASDA my phone number today. Just like, going through checkouts and like, eye contact and smiles and all that. So i went and bought a pen, and wrote on my receit my number and gave it to her. Then i half ran away.

It was either supercool, or supertwattish. Only time will tell Smile

Also, she's at least twice as good looking as other girls ive been with Smile

Up to running away she prob thought cool...After running away she now thinks you lick windows.
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Post by bomby on Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:47 pm

girlfriend




not

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Post by DanglyBrasco on Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:54 pm

HAH! Nah, she has text me Smile

And i didnt RUN, i WALKED, with style. (and speed)
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Post by bomby on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:41 pm

nice one dangly.


what do you actually know about her?

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Post by DanglyBrasco on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:42 pm

Calle Holly, fucking gorgeous, works at ASDA. hAS A BOYFRIEND Smile

nOT good, im drinkiing JD and listening to Radiohead. Good times.
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Post by gdf on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:34 pm

Paul and I are here in the hotel typing articles about the Interactive Festival! Woo!
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Post by Dingo on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:56 pm

DanglyBrasco wrote:Calle Holly, fucking gorgeous, works at ASDA. hAS A BOYFRIEND Smile

nOT good, im drinkiing JD and listening to Radiohead. Good times.

I can tell you've been drinking. She has a boyfriend does she, sorry to hear it man. She was just playing with you Razz lol
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Post by weeble on Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:06 am

Kidnap him, tie him up and take a piccy of you with your cock up his arse, edit the pic to hide your face, find where she lives , post photo, she thinks hes a gay, dumps him, runs to you.

Wipe poo of willy before you mount her or she will think you gay as well.
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Post by Dingo on Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:37 am

You sound like you know what you're doing. Past experience? Wink
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Post by weeble on Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:20 pm

Dingo wrote:You sound like you know what you're doing. Past experience? Wink

Yes...many times.

I wish they wouldnt all bum me though confused
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Post by bomby on Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:16 pm

shame to hear that dangly, but its still good how you went about it though, she's still got your number in case things dont work out.

and weeble, you are truely a wise man

:borrisbc:

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Post by Dingo on Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:52 pm

weeble wrote:
Dingo wrote:You sound like you know what you're doing. Past experience? Wink

Yes...many times.

I wish they wouldnt all bum me though confused

lol That is pretty disturbing. Does it work?

Guys, I thought Dagly was trying to say that he was her boyfriend. Am I wrong? I was just joking with my comment...
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Post by gdf on Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:01 pm

I've just got back home from Edinburgh.

:borrisbc:

Cheers Paul, it was awesome!
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Post by Rebellious Backbencher on Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:28 am

I concur.
I too am drunk, hopefully I can keep my grammar up enough for nobody to notice mind,
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Post by gdf on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:39 am

Glad you enjoyed it, it had a lot of potential to be shit.

I hope Thunderbolt can knock these articles through nice and speedy, like. We've got a lot of people to send links to.
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Post by GearsCT on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:00 am

Rebellious Backbencher wrote:I concur.
I too am drunk, hopefully I can keep my grammar up enough for nobody to notice mind,

You need a full stop at the end of a sentence, God! Rolling Eyes
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Post by Dingo on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:01 am

He must have been fucking wasted!
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