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The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Rebellious Backbencher on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:59 pm

Let's exorcise our demons.
What's the most heartless, cruelest thing you've done in your life?
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Kaptain Kaviar on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:44 pm

Why don't you start? Wink
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Dingo on Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:12 pm

Where's Weeble when you need him Wink
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Rebellious Backbencher on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:45 pm

Yeah, didn't have much time to make a fully fleshed out original post.

Walking away from a date halfway through a film at the cinema, sans explanation or excuse, was a pretty shitty thing to do.
Also, I once punched a kid considerably smaller and younger than me. He was, I can now understand, pretty frightened.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by gdf on Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:29 pm

I bit a guy in the leg in P6, but he deserved it.

When I was five or six I drew on our car with chuckies.

I'm sure there are some properly bad ones, but I can't think of anything right now.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by bomby on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:12 pm

locked my mom in the toilet for about 5 hours......i was 2 years old!!!

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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:12 pm

Sexually, violently or just plain fuckin nasty?

I has many.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by bomby on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:13 pm

one of each

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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:25 pm

Many, Many moons ago I trapped with a girl at my local, we got pretty wasted and went back to my mate...we went to bed where i fucked her silly them slammed her up the arse....she screamed "MUM" and i repled "your mum wont help you now bitch, your mine"

Turns out she was a virgin Shocked


A bloke hit a female friend of mine in the face....i did the same to him many times and put him in hospital for 3 weeks.

I got arrested.


And the nasty....hmmmmm....

I was seeing this girl, just a fuck buddy to me, and we were havin a party at her house, gettin wreaked etc and we went to bed, did the sex and after she wanted to cuddle and i wanted to snort more aftershock and vodka so we argued and i told her to get fucked and i wasnt seeing her again.
I went down to the party, got hold of Cockney Paul who fancied her like mad and told him that if he didnt go up there and see her i was going to hurt him....he went.
The next day at the pub i was telling the lads what happened, how id screwed her and fucked her off (i didnt use condoms..and they all knew it) then Cockney Paul came in the pub..i asked him what went on etc....he was all coy till i told him me n her were well over and he was welcome to her. He then went into detail about how he is now seein her and after he went upstairs he had a grope and went down on her before screwin her!!!

He was sick when we told him that he had swallowed my sperm

lol


He never came to the pub again and joined the RAF shortly after.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Kaptain Kaviar on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:36 pm

Jesus Chirst Weeble.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

You are a riot! lol
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by gdf on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:37 pm

Fuck me Weeble, you're an animal.

Forum meetup ASAP!
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by bomby on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:41 pm

..... pale ...........

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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:43 pm

What....i aint told bout the time a girl pissed on me in bed, or how i developed my phobia of condoms by having sex, falling asleep and goin for a piss in the morning.


With the condom still on....YOU try havin 2lbs of piss hangin of your cock and tryin to remove it!!!


Or eating my mates sisters fish.....all 12 of them....and telling her 10 years later after you slept with her.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Kaptain Kaviar on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:45 pm

Haha, ubeatable stuff - keep it coming Weeble.

I'm far too boring in comparison. Though I've been an asshole when it comes to girls, leading them on for a few months before ditching them. I regret some of those episodes quite a bit.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:47 pm

My present GFs Dog liked my bumhole and nuts while we were havin sex on the living room floor.


It was kinda ok.



But sooooooo wrong cos it was a Dog.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:48 pm

I was having sex with my GF and not her dog.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by gdf on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:48 pm

weeble wrote:What....i aint told bout the time a girl pissed on me in bed, or how i developed my phobia of condoms by having sex, falling asleep and goin for a piss in the morning.


With the condom still on....YOU try havin 2lbs of piss hangin of your cock and tryin to remove it!!!


Or eating my mates sisters fish.....all 12 of them....and telling her 10 years later after you slept with her.

What about the time you were working for two days solid, fell asleep halfway through getting sucked off and twelve hours later had to walk home twenty miles in the snow with just a t-shirt and boxers?
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:57 pm

Your mixin 2 tales up....

1st....2 day sesh, fell asleep while gettin a blowjob, got kicked out...

It wasnt 12 hrs later....she kicked me out about 15 mins after i fell asleep....and i was only half nekid cos i couldnt reach my clothes from the tree she had thrown my stuff in from her bedroom window and i had to walk a bit to find a taxi and i didnt know where iwas!!!

2nd....i was wasted, mates said not to go with girl as she was a bit fuckin haggared....i went, had nekids and in the morning saw just how fucked up she was and did one....20 miles from home with only enough cash for 10 smokes and a can o coke....in the snow wi a poxy thin levi skinny rib tiop on.

And there was this other time i have just remembered....
I woke at this girls house, though she was rough and decided to go. Went downstairs and saw my clothes all over the room and 30 or so on the table...there was no cash in my pockets so i decided the cash must be mine, and if it wasnt i had fuckin deserved it by sleeping with a woman of questionable gender clown
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Kaptain Kaviar on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:07 pm

Whatever anyone posts in here it will never, ever even begin to rival Weeble's escapades.

F5.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:08 pm

Tis just that im older, you all have many years to catch up.


It also helps that i have no morals.


Or standards.

And would rather sleep with a pigmoose than pay for a taxi home.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by GearsCT on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:11 pm

I once fucked a cat then strangled it with its own tail
























Lol what am I kidding of course that never happened lol
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Dingo on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:12 pm

Rebellious Backbencher wrote:Yeah, didn't have much time to make a fully fleshed out original post.

Walking away from a date halfway through a film at the cinema, sans explanation or excuse, was a pretty shitty thing to do.
Also, I once punched a kid considerably smaller and younger than me. He was, I can now understand, pretty frightened.

My worst thing was probably punching a kid, well a few. They would constantly annoy me every day because they knew I wouldn't hit them back, but one day I got really pissed and punched them all. They stopped annoying me after that but I still felt bad.

Oh and Weeble with every new post I read of yours, you just be come more and more of a legend lol.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by weeble on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:19 pm

No....i become more and more stoopid.

But i had fun, and i regret none of it.

Exept sleeping with that lass whos sister hit me with her shoe in the pub and then chucked MY pint at me.


I had to get changed and buy a new pint.
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Kaptain Kaviar on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:21 pm

This thread should be stickied and renamed "Weeble's mischievous sexual and other alcohol related escapades".
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Re: The worst thing you've ever done

Post by Rebellious Backbencher on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:26 pm

But, but, but.... I punched the kid a couple of times!
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