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Post by Seany C on Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:36 pm

Shadders: Take a pic
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Shadders: and stop fucking around
ladiesman19helo any girl: link me asite were i can file host vid
Shadders: I dnt want no vid of one of ur wasteman friends
ladiesman19helo any girl: it only half a meg
Shadders: www.youtube.com
ladiesman19helo any girl: fine go without i aint farting about to put up some vid for you fags to wank over
Shadders: lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: if you link to a filehost site i will tho
Shadders: Gimme ur name
ladiesman19helo any girl: Terry
Shadders: Terry what?
Shadders: Terry chocolate orange
ladiesman19helo any girl: Collier
Shadders: Chris Kemplen
ladiesman19helo any girl: Nice to meet you chris, now fuck off
Shadders: Original
ladiesman19helo any girl: filefactory.com 08-07-06_1437_3gp
Shadders: gangsta on a trampoline
ladiesman19helo any girl: its a shit vid but u can see i built to knock motherfuckers out
Shadders: Loving it lol
Shadders: Ur not big lol
Shadders: U aint built for shit
ladiesman19helo any girl: u wud say that
Shadders: Besides its not about build
ladiesman19helo any girl: it helps
Shadders: any large ass fucker and hype up
Shadders: not really
ladiesman19helo any girl: u dont no wat u chattin lol
Shadders: No matter who u fighting
Shadders: u just gotta play to ur advantages
Shadders: set them up
ladiesman19helo any girl: and being built is my advantage
Shadders: U aint hench tho
Shadders: lol
Shadders: I look scrawny in that
Shadders: typo
Shadders: U look scrawny in that lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: it dont mean shit wiv no technique but i utilize my muscle in battle
Shadders: What muscle
Shadders: In battle
Shadders: Wtf are u on about
ladiesman19helo any girl: cum 2 kent and see
Shadders: I can tell u dont fight much
Ristle: Icant shoot my load that far
Shadders: Battle xD
Ristle: Sorry
Shadders: That cracked me up
Ristle: In tonights chat, Terry Collier; The gangsta wannabe from Kent
Shadders: man, the shit bigtoe comes out with is classic lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: you go in with battle mentality u take fuckers down
Ristle: I bet you harass old ladies in the park
Ristle: what a cunt
ladiesman19helo any girl: my uncle wrote a book on it and how to defend urself
Shadders: Yup
Shadders: xD
Ristle: theyre only old
Ristle: Leave em alone
Ristle: Whos your uncle, Andy McNab? Tongue out
Shadders: lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: Frank collier
Shadders: Ur uncle wrote a book
Shadders: that makes u an expert fighter
ladiesman19helo any girl: and hes 45 and he could obliterate u
Shadders: Its not about what books u read
ladiesman19helo any girl: u aint read the book mate
Shadders: Its about experience
ladiesman19helo any girl: my uncle never loses
Shadders: I dont read books on fighting lol
Ristle: Your uncle goes out and fights for no reason
Ristle: I already won mate
Shadders: I dnt care what ur uncle does
Ristle: when I got an education
Ristle: and a good job
Ristle: and a hot misses
Shadders: This aint about me and ur uncle, its about me n u lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: you will wen he kill u
Ristle: thats end game mate Big smile
ladiesman19helo any girl: i got hot birds
Shadders: He'll kill me eh?
Ristle: If you want to scrub around kent picking fights on teenagers be my guest
ladiesman19helo any girl: idont need that materialistic bullshit or a job
Shadders: U nvr have bigtoe
Shadders: Ur a loner who sites alone on chat rooms hyping
Ristle: So you're scrubing around on my tax, you benefit theieveing scumbag?
Shadders: U nvr had a proper bird
Ristle: Bet you feel real proud
Shadders: u nvr got laid
Ristle: well done, mr. council estate
Shadders: ur nvr gonna have a good job
ladiesman19helo any girl: yeah mate, come down and take your tax dollars back
ladiesman19helo any girl: i dare u#
Ristle: I dont pay dollars
Ristle: Im not american
Shadders: What a fucktard
ladiesman19helo any girl: its an expression u tard
Ristle: didn't you learn anything?
Ristle: He doesnt even know what country hes in, except Kents in it
Ristle: xD
Shadders: He's gonna hit 45 and he's still gonna be a loner living on benifits
Ristle: yup
Shadders: the trick is
Ristle: He'll be fat and bald and alone, wondering where his life went
Shadders: Damn right
Shadders: see me and ristle gonna do summit with our lives
Shadders: Ur gonna die nameless
ladiesman19helo any girl: i dont need to have a name
ladiesman19helo any girl: its all bout the family mate
Ristle: And your family will all be scum like you
Ristle: Causing problems for the other familys trying to work for a living
Ristle: Throwing beercans at passing cars
Ristle: And generally scrubbing about
Shadders: Not bearcans
Shadders: coke cans
ladiesman19helo any girl: DONT U SAY SHIT BOUT MY BIRD OR KID YOUY CUNT THATS IT WHERE DO YOU FUCKING LIVE NO ON INSULT MY FAMILY YOU CUNT
Ristle: Nah, he drinks shandy
Shadders: That babyfaced fucker would never get served
Ristle: Hes hard
Shadders: WHAT BIRD?
ladiesman19helo any girl: My fiancee
Shadders: DOES TYPING IN CAPS MAKE U FEEL HARD
Ristle: Aaaaaaahahaha
Shadders: DOES IT?
Shadders: DOES IT?
Ristle: Weak point for massive damage
ladiesman19helo any girl: U DONT TALK BOUT A MANS FAMILY LIKE THAT SHITS COLD
ladiesman19helo any girl: 1 THING GIVING IT CHARLIE BIG SPUDS ANOTHER TALKING BOUT HIS FAMILY
Shadders: Save urself the embarresment
Shadders: seriously
Shadders: Ur pityful
ladiesman19helo any girl: AOLAGIZE
ladiesman19helo any girl: *apolagize
Shadders: *sigh*
Shadders: U still spelt it wrong
Shadders: its got an S in it not a Z
Shadders: Wink
ladiesman19helo any girl: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MAN ARE YOU? YOU DONT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT MAN
Shadders: What?
Shadders: Dont correct ur spelling
Maximilian: he's still here?
Maximilian: wow
Shadders: yup lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: MY DAUGHTER HAS A GOD LIFE U CUNT AND SO DOES MY WIFE
ladiesman19helo any girl: TO BE
Shadders: wait
Shadders: He went from having fit birds
Shadders: to having a bird
Shadders: to having hot chicks
Shadders: to having a fiance
ladiesman19helo any girl: I pressed enter by accident get over it
Shadders: and now he's got an imaginary kid to?
Shadders: Holy shit
Shadders: This guys a father
Shadders: and he spends his time doing this on the internet?
ladiesman19helo any girl: I got a girl called Alice, you got problem with that
Ristle: Hot
Ristle: whats her sizes?
Shadders: That is the most pityful and actually quite sadenning thing ive seen in a while
ladiesman19helo any girl: U FUKKIN SCUM SHES 2
Shadders: Ur fiance?
Ristle: Apparently
ladiesman19helo any girl: My daughter called Alice tards
Ristle: Why would you call her Alice tards
ladiesman19helo any girl: HEY DONT ASK FOR MY WIFES SIZES U CUNT
Ristle: thats pretty harsh man
Ristle: I bet she gets bullied to shit
Shadders: Yeah thats cold bigtoe
Ristle: Cold, bigtoe.
ladiesman19helo any girl: YOU OGT A PROBLEM WITH THE NAME ALICE?
Shadders: thanks ristle Big smile
Ristle: I have a problem with the name Alice Tards
ladiesman19helo any girl: And every man has to look at girls on the side, it's nature
Ristle: Miss A. Tards
ladiesman19helo any girl: I aint pussywhipped
Shadders: No I dont have aproblem with that name, bigtoe
ladiesman19helo any girl: Oh haha, funny
Ristle: Looking at women isnt "having hot girls"
Shadders: Im still quite bemused by the fact this guys meant to be a father yet he spends his time on the internet pretending to be a gangster
Ristle: I believe the term is "OBJECTION!"
Shadders: Go look after ur daughter man
Ristle: yeah srsly
ladiesman19helo any girl: SHE IS LOOKED AFTER
Shadders: really?
Ristle: go put my "tax dollers" to use
ladiesman19helo any girl: DONT UESTION MY PARENTING ID GIVE MY LIFE FOR DAT GIRL
Shadders: Dnt look like it from here
Shadders: Really
Maximilian: not from this conversation
ladiesman19helo any girl: Because I use the internet?
Shadders: Then go be a parent
Shadders: no
ladiesman19helo any girl: Jeez ur thik
Shadders: Because u use the internet to act like an 11 yr old
Ristle: AIIIIIIIIE
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ladiesman19helo any girl: i txt speak dnt mean i cant spell
Shadders: Tell me, Im intrigued
Guest2156: hello
Ristle: Welcome, Guest
ladiesman19helo any girl: watch what your next words are
ladiesman19helo any girl: carefuly
Guest2156: nigga please
Ristle: AAAAHAHAHA
Maximilian: you're going to do something?
Ristle: I lol'd
Ristle: hard
Shadders: What is a mature father like you doing on an internet gaming chat room pretending he's a big gang man?
Shadders: And tell me
Shadders: Why do you make these empty threats?
Ristle: Careful, the middle age loner might come after you and team kill you
Ristle: xD
ladiesman19helo any girl: i aint pretending, and i never siad i was some kind of nig deal, i just no how to defend myself and know a few peepl who the real deal
Shadders: U know you have NO WAY to in anyway affect me
ladiesman19helo any girl: i ant got an ego, im just a family man who has contacts
Shadders: really
Guest2156: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Shadders: Why dont u act like one then?
ladiesman19helo any girl: no i dont because your being a pussy and not giving me ur address
Shadders: 10 bocking lane sheffield S8
Shadders: and what are u gonna do with that address?
Ristle: Wow, hes changed from gangsta fightin in the clubs getting drunk with lots of hot women and a big penis to being a conservative stay at home dad who has a wife and knows how to look after himself
Shadders: are u going to get ur contacts to kill me?
Ristle: Keep track of the story chap
Ristle: You'd suck in court
ladiesman19helo any girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA MATE YOU DONT KNOW WHT U JUST DONE
Shadders: I do
Ristle: lol bocking
Shadders: I just gave a lonely nerd my address over an internet chat room
Shadders: grow up man lol
Ristle: Ofc hed get his "contacts" to
Shadders: Yeah lol
ladiesman19helo any girl: You keep track, I love my family and i have the odd scrap but I'm not a gangster and every man has to look for a bit on the side
Ristle: Hes too pussy to do anything himself
Shadders: Why dont u come up bigtoe?
Ristle: that, or hes too busy "looking after" his daughter
Shadders: Id love to see a little southern boy like u up in sheffield
Ristle: What happened to your massive weed farm
Shadders: that would be hilarious
Ristle: wheres that when the kids are playin?
ladiesman19helo any girl: my mates dad has a growhouse
ladiesman19helo any girl: u aint gonna catch me out cuz i dont talk shit like u only 100% turf
Ristle: your friends dad
Ristle: theres no way youre old enough to be a father
Shadders: Je ne comprende pas
ladiesman19helo any girl: my mates 24 and his dads 50
Shadders: Repetez merci
Ristle: Unless you got some helpless passed out bird pregnant at the age of 15 or something
ladiesman19helo any girl: I'm 22 dickhead
Ristle: What a romantic setting
Shadders: Ur a 22 yr old dickhead?
Ristle: I can see it now
Shadders: Ristle isnt that kinda ilegal :O
Ristle: Good point
Ristle: He wouldnt have the balls
Shadders: Bigtoes 22 and he had a passed out 15 yr old
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Shadders: Thats cold bigtoe
Maximilian: Klonoa eh?
Ristle: Cold, Bigtoe
Maximilian: the real one?
ladiesman19helo any girl: u think im wound up by u callin me bigtoe?
Shadders: Not really
Shadders: its just easy to say than ladies
ladiesman19helo any girl: gd u got something right 4 a change
Ristle: I say ladies, I feel dirty
Ristle: ladies
Shadders: Do I get a cookie?
*Ristle raises eyebrows
ladiesman19helo any girl: fuck this im watching the cricket
Shadders: lol
Ristle: Not babestation?
ladiesman19helo any girl: I wrote down ur address tho
Maximilian: the ashes?
Ristle: thats what you said you were going to watch earlier
Ristle: Or would your "wife" not approve?
ladiesman19helo any girl: im too angry to bash one out now
Shadders: lool
Ristle: Aaaaaha
ladiesman19helo any girl: fiancee
Ristle: You have a wife and you still bsh one out
Klonoa has changed their name to dreamer
Shadders: deary me
ladiesman19helo any girl: im not with the wife am i?
Shadders: oooooooooooh
ladiesman19helo any girl: i dont have a wife
Ristle: Trouble at home
Shadders: Ristle, looks like we found a PIMP
ladiesman19helo any girl: i have a fiancee
ladiesman19helo any girl: shes not here either
ladiesman19helo any girl: shes round her mum and dads
Ristle: I think its trouble in the bedroom
Ristle: but tbh i'd be ashamed of a 0.71 inch penis as well
ladiesman19helo any girl: think what you like, im off
Ristle: Good luck in life, scrub
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Shadders: Bye!
Shadders: LOVE U BIGTOE!
ladiesman19helo any girl: fuck off

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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by gdf on Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:53 pm

I love internet 'ard men.
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by bomby on Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:37 pm

wow............ Shocked

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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by Seany C on Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:13 pm

I'm ladiesman
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by GearsCT on Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:15 pm

I was wondering who you were Sean lol, now it makes sense
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by Guest on Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:32 pm

Nice, I think. I didn't read it but it looked great.

What about a raid on another forum? What about a raid here>
http://www.raisingkids.co.uk/talk/fo...ics.asp?FID=24
http://www.downsyn.com/index.php

Interested in a joint raid with the Lolokaust?
I'll go into that downy forum and start a thread about restraining these beasts in cages and cleaning them with a wire brush and a water cannon.

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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by gdf on Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:37 pm

The 4chan epilepsy board raid cannot be beat.

I'm not so inclined to pick on the unfortunate, though. I prefer going for Stormfront/any religious forum.
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by GearsCT on Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:39 pm

Hmmm I'd like to see that happen, not join in just watch, see how it pans out
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by Seany C on Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:17 pm

I'm not that big on raids. They've been done to death and it's really unsubtle and tactless trolling. I like to create characters and set them lose on people. Sort of like an online Sacha Barron Cohen.
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by 01casey on Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:18 pm

Lol, I solo-raided the 360 mag forum when I was 13... but I don't think any of you guys were on X360 back when I was a wacky child, bar Ipso.

Ryan will remember it.
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Re: A spot of light trolling

Post by Rebellious Backbencher on Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:10 am

Live and let live, fellas. Live and let live.
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