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bomby
DanglyBrasco
Moozo
GearsCT
weeble
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Dingo
Rebellious Backbencher
01casey
Black Suede
gdf
Kaptain Kaviar
Dont Look Angry
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Re: Chat thread
He left after that alex guy joined.
Kaptain Kaviar- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 33
Location : The Teahouse
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saw him logged on x360 a couple of days ago, so he's still out there somewhere
bomby- Join date : 2008-12-19
Age : 32
Location : house
Re: Chat thread
Shit, we need to do another podcast.
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
Re: Chat thread
The Big Beat Manifesto
1. Big Beats are the best.
2. Get high all the time.
That'll be all.
1. Big Beats are the best.
2. Get high all the time.
That'll be all.
gdf- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Aberdeen
Re: Chat thread
I ache. Second day of retail work and I've already discovered a pleasure for denying fifteen year olds the purchase of a can of shandy. They always look so heartbroken when I ID them.
That and the fact that even though I'm not technically an employee yet, apparently I look higher up than the staff because they wear polo shirts and I'm wearing an actual shirt.
... of course, that makes it all the more embarrassing when I open the till and send an army of 2 pence coins towards the floor.
That and the fact that even though I'm not technically an employee yet, apparently I look higher up than the staff because they wear polo shirts and I'm wearing an actual shirt.
... of course, that makes it all the more embarrassing when I open the till and send an army of 2 pence coins towards the floor.
Raine- Join date : 2009-08-02
Age : 37
Location : Lincoln
Re: Chat thread
I've had an eventful summer. Some anecdotes I've been dining out on during parties recently:
I was in Glasgow with friends one day and on my way home. Walking down the street, we neared a middle aged lady who seemed high as a kite. She starts holding out her jacket and pointing at it. On account of not knowing this lady whatsoever, I assume she's gesturing towards someone behind me. She starts to look frustrated, and when I walk by her, she punches me in the shoulder and struts away. Never really got to the bottom of that one.
I took part in a thing called 'The Recruit' this summer; imagine The Apprentice but not on TV and for kids leaving school in my county rather than general arseholes from the world of business. The prize at the end is an 18 grand job for a year. I was the only one in the program without at least one person from my school there, and didn't mix particularly well with the other folk there (we're just about finishing up and it's only now I'm beginning to see that it's full of interesting and splendidly lovely people), apart from one girl, who I ended up seeing for a couple of weeks. One day she tells me that about half of the participants in The Recruit are organising a camping trip, do I want to come?
Now, my close friends are all back from their big holiday in Malia this year, and I've agreed to go to dinner with them to hear all the war stories. In addition, God no. I'm still under the impression that most of my fellow Recruit competitors are awful douchers, so I tell her to enjoy herself and I'll see her later sometime.
She did enjoy herself, as it turns out. She enjoyed herself by fucking some dude in a tent while I tucked into my sirloin steak. Not any dude, though, but the most irritating dickhead you're ever likely to meet. Apart from anything else, I'm commited to spending three days a week for the next seven with her, him, and 25 other people, all of whom know the story. "Not cool," is my assessment.
Within that few week period where everything was lovely between the two of us, though, I smoked weed for the first time. I was in her house with three or four of her mates, and she starts rolling a spliff. She gets up to leave and invites me out, which I'm more than okay with. Outside, she starts smoking for a bit and passes me it. I take a draw, and do bloody well even if I do say so myself. She's all "You can cough if you like," and I reply "Pah! No need, pot-wench!" or something like that. She smokes a bit more and hands it back, so I inhale again and return it. The next time it comes round she suggests I take more than one draw. I do two and that's fine again, but the instant the third hits the back of my throat my nose starts bleeding profusely. I had to run to her bathroom and clean up, humiliated. Apparently she was finding blood round her sink for days.
I pulled a South African girl at T in the Park whose father had fought against apartheid - he has more right to claim me than her, really. I feel like I've done my part now.
I was in Glasgow with friends one day and on my way home. Walking down the street, we neared a middle aged lady who seemed high as a kite. She starts holding out her jacket and pointing at it. On account of not knowing this lady whatsoever, I assume she's gesturing towards someone behind me. She starts to look frustrated, and when I walk by her, she punches me in the shoulder and struts away. Never really got to the bottom of that one.
I took part in a thing called 'The Recruit' this summer; imagine The Apprentice but not on TV and for kids leaving school in my county rather than general arseholes from the world of business. The prize at the end is an 18 grand job for a year. I was the only one in the program without at least one person from my school there, and didn't mix particularly well with the other folk there (we're just about finishing up and it's only now I'm beginning to see that it's full of interesting and splendidly lovely people), apart from one girl, who I ended up seeing for a couple of weeks. One day she tells me that about half of the participants in The Recruit are organising a camping trip, do I want to come?
Now, my close friends are all back from their big holiday in Malia this year, and I've agreed to go to dinner with them to hear all the war stories. In addition, God no. I'm still under the impression that most of my fellow Recruit competitors are awful douchers, so I tell her to enjoy herself and I'll see her later sometime.
She did enjoy herself, as it turns out. She enjoyed herself by fucking some dude in a tent while I tucked into my sirloin steak. Not any dude, though, but the most irritating dickhead you're ever likely to meet. Apart from anything else, I'm commited to spending three days a week for the next seven with her, him, and 25 other people, all of whom know the story. "Not cool," is my assessment.
Within that few week period where everything was lovely between the two of us, though, I smoked weed for the first time. I was in her house with three or four of her mates, and she starts rolling a spliff. She gets up to leave and invites me out, which I'm more than okay with. Outside, she starts smoking for a bit and passes me it. I take a draw, and do bloody well even if I do say so myself. She's all "You can cough if you like," and I reply "Pah! No need, pot-wench!" or something like that. She smokes a bit more and hands it back, so I inhale again and return it. The next time it comes round she suggests I take more than one draw. I do two and that's fine again, but the instant the third hits the back of my throat my nose starts bleeding profusely. I had to run to her bathroom and clean up, humiliated. Apparently she was finding blood round her sink for days.
I pulled a South African girl at T in the Park whose father had fought against apartheid - he has more right to claim me than her, really. I feel like I've done my part now.
Rebellious Backbencher- Join date : 2008-08-26
Re: Chat thread
Im in Toronto.
At this minute im smoking a j,eating a box of ice lollies and listening to some music until Seinfeld starts.
At this minute im smoking a j,eating a box of ice lollies and listening to some music until Seinfeld starts.
maze- Join date : 2009-07-14
Re: Chat thread
I would love to go to Canada. They hav Bioware, Scott Pilgrim, Nathan Fillion and a Bacon Factory
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Going to go to Canada in my 2nd year of Uni hopefully. Toronto, go and spend some time with my cousin.
GearsCT- Join date : 2008-08-26
Age : 32
Location : Northampton
Re: Chat thread
Toronto is an awesome city man, definitely go if u get the chance.
maze- Join date : 2009-07-14
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