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Post by weeble on Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:06 pm

Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers inLouisiana

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.
She then sent it to radio station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.

Needless to say, she won.
Read his letter below.


~Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office.
I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office.
It's a wet suit.
This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.
This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.

This floods my whole suit with warm water.
It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it.

This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my ass started to burn.
I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.
In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say, I aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't sh*t for two days
because my ass was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day! !!!!

Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.~
Regards,
Bob
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Re: The stuff you cant find anywhere to put but no Pornz cos Seany sulks thread

Post by GearsCT on Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:33 pm

Lol poor guy, where do you find these things weebs?

EDIT: This is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk
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Post by weeble on Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:58 pm



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Post by GearsCT on Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:08 pm

Awww Weebs that is foul
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Post by weeble on Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:13 pm

There be no chickens in my posts!!!!
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Post by GearsCT on Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:20 pm

But I saw one in the second video
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Post by Dingo on Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:49 pm

Aw man that would has horrible lol. He must have a fear of Jelly fishes now lol.
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Post by weeble on Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:49 am

Its not right.....but fuck its kinda funny.

http://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/19508-****-puncher
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Re: The stuff you cant find anywhere to put but no Pornz cos Seany sulks thread

Post by weeble on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:53 am

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Post by weeble on Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:01 pm

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Post by GearsCT on Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:06 pm

Is it just me, or does I sound like Major a bit tooo much
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Post by 01casey on Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:01 am

Lol at Xylophone Buggerry.
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Post by Fisheggz on Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:20 am

Epic lol at pizza
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Post by gdf on Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:24 pm

One part awesome and one part hilarious.

http://threeframes.net/

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Post by weeble on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:11 pm

http://joeschwartz.net/quiz.htm

This is amazing...it really works!!!!
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Post by bomby on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:42 pm

lol

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Post by JokerJamie on Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:44 pm

Good stuff weeble. I loved the girlfriend sending her boyfriend emails haha
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Post by GearsCT on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:25 pm

Saw that when it was allowed on TV haha
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