Rules and regulations

"The Interhood is a place of freedom! A place where we can say whatever we like! We don't need no rules!"

I can hear your indignant screams, muffled as they are by the fine wooden walls of the Teahouse. For the truth is, whatever goes for the rest of the neighborhood, is not accepted in here.

There are a few basic rules one has to follow should one feel like dropping by. Breaking them will not only cause the gentlemen roasting crumpets by the fireplace to frown in disapproval at you, but as the owner I will be obligated to send you packing.

Breaching the rules of the Teahouse several times in succession will result in a temporary ban from the Interhood.

1. Please refrain from swearing as much as possible. The odd slip up mid-sentence is forgivable, but excessive use of vulgar language is strictly prohibited. Respect the aristocracy.

2. No personal insults. If you're losing a debate don't resort to petty insults. Either think up a better argument or slink away like the cowardly dog you are. Or flame them in General Debate. Just leave the Teahouse first.

3. Crude pictures? No way. While we're open for suggestions as to what 16th century paintings to hang on the walls, there's a zero tolerance policy for anything of the dirtier sort. We're a refined bunch here gentlemen. Stay with the times.

If you avoid breaching any of these regulations you will remain a most welcome member of the Teahouse. Neglect to abide by them, and your membership will suffer in general.

Have a good day gents. See you in the lounge.

(Also, stick this thread)

Kaptain Kaviar wrote:...we're open for suggestions as to what 16th century paintings to hang on the walls

Then might I suggest this fine looking thing? It's really what I imagine the Teahouse to look like.

Oops, wrong gentlemen.

Casey ftw

Kaptain Kaviar. Guardian of the Teahouse.

Shame you hotlinked the pic though