Do any of you smoke?

I don't smoke ciggerettes, I don't smoke cigars, I don't smoke a pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe... I DUN SMOKE DAH REEFAH!

Seany C wrote:Just out of curiosity. If so what's your brand?

I love Lucky Strikes personally but as they're harder to come by than the more popular brands I'd say my brand is really Marlboro Reds. They're a good substitute but they're not Lucky Strikes
I'm getting a carton of Lucky Strikes when I get paid to take back to Blighty with me.

Spoken like a true mad man.

"Other cigarettes are bad for you, lucky strikes are toasted"
"Gentleman I don't think I need to tell you what you've just witnessed"
"I think you do..."

Heh, that reminds me the second season must be out on dvd soon.

Tis out now, from all good retailes.

I do, but I find it easy to go without one for at least a week at a time.

I've recently discovered that what I really hate are the arseholes who pretend that cigarette smoke is somehow the most disgusting thing ever to grace their nostrils, and who make a massive deal of smelling smoke or having someone smoke next to them, when in actuality the whole experience of passive smoking is just... mediocre.
Hey, I've found something me and Bill Hicks have in common.
Nevertheless, I'm glad he's dead.

Fuck you, the man's a hero.

He shouted liberal opinions at an - often bemused - audience ad nauseum and didn't make me laugh.

Seany C wrote:I got addicted accidental by smoking joints with tobacco as well as weed in them.

Jesus dude thats weird. I've been smokin weed since I was about 15, not really regularly but certainly enough to satisfy. Its never happened to me.

I will smoke tobacco socially, on a night out with a pint or whatever, but I limit myself to that. And smoking when I'm sober frankly makes me wanna to puke my ring.

You two must smoke pussy amounts.

Dont Look Angry wrote:Birds like guys who don't smoke. Just stand outside and when someone offers you a ciggy just say 'Naw man don't smoke'. They dig that shit.

Deffo not true. Stand out side a bar next to hot chicks smoking and ask for a light, starts conversation and it is on no way creapy, Works the other way around to.

till they see your giant, deformed yellow teeth

Seany C wrote:You two must smoke pussy amounts.

Maybe, but doubtful.

The truthful answer is that you have terrible self control, or an extremely addictive personality.

I've always had the impression that Sean was never not in total control.

I still don't feel like a proper smoker. If I spend a weekend indoors away from people to 'nip out for a fag' with I'll not smoke the whole weekend and not even realise it until I spark one up Monday morning with my brother. I'm a weekday and social smoker.

Jammer wrote:

This show, by the way, is the best argument I've ever seen for smoking. I was already considering starting just so I'd have something to do plus an excuse to pick up girls, but Don looks so fucking cool.

I'll get fit first then see how I feel

Don't do it Fraser.

How anyone would smoke out of choice is beyond me. It's usually a lack of security with our present self that tempts us to delve into things like smoking. Otherwise, it's pretty dumb.

I just want to look as cool as possible.

Sean, would you recommend smoking?

Yes. Know them situations where you have to stand somewhere by yourself and it makes you uncomfortable? Whip out a motherflippin' Lucky Strike and people will think "Oh, he's just smoking". Bored at work, feel you need a break? Go outside and smoke while they slave away like morons with no reason to leave the premises.
And seriously, smoking is fecking cool. Pleasure and self destruction all in one package. The perfect poison. But it doesn't taste like poison.
Remember Ed Norton's line in Fight Club? "I wanna breathe smoke". YOU CAN BREATHE SMOKE! And look at the gratuitous and badass smoking in Fight Club if you want further proof for why you should smoke.
People will look at you differently, you'll feel more awesome and confident and you owe it all to that little tube of tobacco that isn't as addictive as everyone says.
Become Don Draper, Humphrey Bogart or John GodDamn McClane! Start smoking and show everyone you're in control of your mortality. Inhale deep and long and know that you are master of your domain, king of your own castle. Smoke right now or die with regret.

Oh shit, you learned a lot from Don didn't you?

I need to start smoking. As I said, I'll get fit first, then start casually accepting fags from uni mates*.

*Not at uni yet.