Things that happen

Thanks Bomby! I finished it like a month ago but it was worth it

Well, we went to Tiger Tiger instead of Die Hard. Fuck me it was fucking amazing. Mostly.

Ironically enough my mates were the biggest problem. For a start they were dressed in their normal shirt'n'shoes town fodder, so looked completely out of place.

Secondly, they never dance properly. It was a very R'n'B heavy soundtrack in the basement, so was awesome, but thanks to their blues rock snobbery and worship of Hunter S. Thompson they feel they aren't allowed to just enjoy a bit of pop/chart music or anything that sounds like it. Therefore they dance in a "lololol im dancin to dis" way and always go to far, practically headbanging, humping me, giving weird looks to suggest they're SO NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY and shoving everywhere. Incredibly embarrassing usually, but this time it ruined my chances with a pair of posh English birds who lived just up the road from there.

Got drunk in a public park place tonight, and as people were leaving a police van pulled up. I walked out the gate saw this then for some reason my instinct was to run back into the park which had no other entrance/exit. I was followed by the po-po and spent 30mins squatting and dashing to other bushes to avoid their torches and stuff,was well cool. stumbled upon a mate doing the same thing- after shitting my self we teamed up and got over a old fence he knew was there

Buzzed so much when we were nashing down the street at the very back of the park. true story. My arms were caked in burgler grease as well as my plimsolls. Turns out they all got stopped bar me and my sexy partner.

Sounds like a lot of effort to avoid a caution.

meh I saw them and just ran into the nature place thingy. kept the rest of mine and others drink as well in my bag =]

I just signed up for Facebook, finally, may have clicked to add a couple of you when it came up.

Facebook is an amazing procrastination tool.

Like I fucking need any more of those.

i found £20, hurrah.

Sweet!

in Asda in stafford.

it cant beat the £200 i got from an unclaimed wallet i found when i was 13.......ok it probably can.

well wednesday one of my dogs is going to a new home, well he's going to one of those places where they find him a knew home, feeling like shit.